A man has organised Britain's first "small penis party" in an effort to make people celebrate, in his own words: "tiny todgers, compact cocks, wee willies, mini members, and dinky dicks. Ant Smith, 48, who has been married for 17 years, told i Smith began talking about his penis size two years ago, and has since released a poem, 'Shorty', performing around the country to widespread media attention. Male guests at the event on 7 March will pay an entrance fee equal to 50p per claimed inch of their erect penis size. Later in the evening, Ant will announce the average phallic length in the room, based on door takings, to see how it matches up against the national average.
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Earlier this week, to the delight of the young, the young at heart, gay boys and lecherous cable TV execs all around the globe, British boy band One Direction released the video for their single "Kiss You. Most of the boys are on record as women-daters Harry Styles is apparently insatiable , but their overall image is full of winks, nudges and crotch-grabs. Their perpetual game of are-they-or-aren't-they makes them engaging on a level we've never seen from a prefab pack of kids singing plastic pop. In "Kiss," the boys sing to each other. Zayn kisses Harry. Louis Tomlinson, who it is has been rumored to have a thing with both Harry " Larry Stylinson " is how the hypothetical couple is referred to and Zayn together they are Zouis , pops his hips, showing off the outline of his possibly half-stiff cock, or wand erection, if you will.
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