It's nominally about the Michael Sam controversy, and asserts that no one cares if a gay man is looking at penises in the locker room—because everyone is looking at penises in the locker room. There's even a name for it: "meat peeping. One former Tennessee Titan was so poorly endowed that every time he stepped into the shower, teammates would ask him, "Have you pissed on your balls today? This was the biggest penis I have ever seen. I was like: 'Dude, what the f—- is that thing?
How to Behave Around Your Gay Teammate in the Locker Room
Gym Locker Room Etiquette
John over a year ago. Guest over a year ago. CODY over a year ago. Lorelei over a year ago. Yes, and the other vboys noticed right off and began teasing me and calling me gay. He said the others were simply mean and then started in about how his girlfriend wouldn't put out.
Who still builds gang style showers?
One day, while enjoying the bliss of a post-workout shower at the gym, a former college football player came at me like a rabid pitbull, the veins bulging in his neck, screaming about his washcloth. Silly me, I thought that white cloth on the shower door was simply one of the gym's small towels that someone neglected to toss into the used towel bin. So, like a good gym citizen, I disposed of it properly and hoped into the shower, clueless that it was the angry Samoan's personal washcloth which he'd left there to save "his shower. With all the heat and anger coming at me, I responded in turn with a couple of choice F-bombs, which I realized was a mistake after he reached over the shower door and wrapped his beefy hand around my neck. Luckily, he didn't squeeze.
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