Home About. Dates are basically where I go out and I act like someone I'm not until the person likes me enough to be who I actually am. Jonathan Solomon. Characteristics Dating People Relationships Self.
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We've all experienced that awkward moment of silence. It happens even in a gathering of old friends. There's a lull in the conversation, and nobody knows quite what to say. You want to save everybody from the awkwardness, but your mind is a blank. You don't want to blurt out something silly, because that just makes the moment all the more awful and cringe-worthy. But if you had a game-plan—a foolproof joke , a one-liner, say, that could suck all the tension out of the room—why, you'd be a hero! You'd be the Chevy Chase circa late-'70s of your social circle, the one who could be counted on to say the perfect thing at the perfect time to make everybody feel a little less uncomfortable and silly.
Funny Dating Quotes to get you in the mood for a hot dude. Or dudess. These will put you in the right frame for the night game.
Just some very funny summations from some very funny people, all told in one line. Many of these funny one liners are from legendary comedians and others are from random or unknown people. My dealer sure has some explaining to do. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.